Monday, 30 January 2012

JEW TOWN

Where to begin?



I left Candolim yesterday afternoon along with my French friend, Lina and my driver. They dropped me in Margao, about an hour and a half south, and continued on to Patnem.

I had forgotten how amazing Indian train stations are. First of all, I had begun to think that the wild dogs of Goa were a beach phenomenon. Clearly not. The station was full of them. There were a dozen bunched together, sleeping beneath the list of trains and others wandering all over, looking for scraps.

Since this was my first trip using my Indrail train pass, I wasn't sure exactly how it worked. I had my pass and I had a reservation, but I wasn't sure if I needed a ticket. I pushed my way to the front if the information kiosk, where four men were skillfully avoiding the queue of people looking for assistance. I got their attention and asked my question. One of them asked to see my pass, which they then passed around amongst the four of them, as if they had never seen one before. Eventually, the head clerk pulled out a sheaf of computer printouts and found my name listed along with my coach number and seat number. All was well.

I had loads of time, so I wandered around, had some chai, and just observed the masses of humanity arranged all across this huge station, waiting for trains. As usual, many people came to me to shake my hand and talk about my mustache.

Eventually, as the time came near for my train, I went across the old bridge to the correct platform, where I met a bunch of older men, who were railway dignitaries. They were talking in Hindi, and I could tell that they were talking about me and how I looked like Gandhi. I laughed, and since they were surprised that I understood them, they came over and spoke to me. The head dignitary did most of the talking. He told me about Gandhi and asked about me and my wife and children. (this is the usual line of questioning). When there was a pause in our conversation and he went back to chat with his colleagues, the Indian man sitting next to me asked if I knew who that was. He was very impressed. Then two wacky former hippies (a German and an Austrian) came by to ask me directions so we chatted in German for a while. It was quite a scene. There were little children squaring and pooping on the platform and trains waiting to move on, so jammed packed with people that they were spilling out the doors and windows.

Once on the train, it was much more boring. First class is comfortable (relatively) but much less interesting. There was a fat guy from Yorkshire in my compartment and three Indian men from Karnataka. The British guy kept running to the bathroom. Poor thing. Even in first class, train toilets in India are best avoided when possible.

I took a pill and slept with my bag under my knees, but the Karnataka men talked VERY LOUDLY well past midnight when their stop came. At 5am, people began coming through selling CHAI, CHAI, CHAI or COFFEE, COFFEE, COFFEE (which by the way, taste identical - very sweet and milky with some spice. The food was scary, but once the sun was up, the scenery was stunning.

Arriving in Eranakulum, I took a tuk tuk (auto ricksha) to the jetty for the ferry to Fort Cochi. This ride in the tuk tuk was like Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, but way scarier. I was laughing the entire time and terrified.

Fort Cochi is really cool. I walked all over today. Went to the old synagogue and through the spice market. The food is nice and full of local spices here.

While I got used to dogs everywhere in Goa, I've hardly seen any here. Instead, there are goats everywhere. Every sidewalk had goats sleeping on them, every road has goat wandering. It is hilarious. I walked by a park today and there were goats playing. Weird. In the photo above, there were three goats on a sidewalk and suddenly this one jumped up on the pile of rocks and began chewing on the electrical wire supplying the house. 

I like that after giving the price for head loads, they define it. 


I dont why everyone stares at me, perhaps the flashing lights in my hat are too much.




नमस्ते

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